Death by pepper.

So, we're out to dinner at our favorite Mexican restaurant. The wife gets done with her black beans, and pulls out this pepper they use for flavor. "You should eat it," she says, "I ate one, and this is an experience we should share." All I can say is it was utter bull shit! After 20 minutes, my mouth cooled down enough to talk. Thanks babe. Note to self, peer pressure is still bad at 40+, don't fall for it.